Worthy News Posts

Every morning I come into the office early to catch up on the news because I don't have time to do it during the day. This is what I found that alarmed me or made me smile in some odd fashion:

1. Woohoo for Oregon beers!
2. I would probably vote republican if Colin Powell ran for president.
3. I wonder what Michael Scott would do to get a date with Sarah Palin while she's in Scranton. (Man I miss the office!)
4. This excites me so much! The last group in Uganda to practice female circumcision finally banned it!